This podcast is sponsored by Earn Haus.  More information at www.EarnHaus.com/Bobandtom The BOB & TOM Show September 25, 2026 6:00 Kristi out — Jess in Beer Run — Todd Snider Letter — Listening to Bob and Tom as a kid Kiss me where it stinks joke What is your lovin’ arm, Tom? — Chick She got the tuning-in-to-China treatment — Jess His morning breakfast routine — His milk had gone bad — Tom Loved multi-pack cereals — Tom Tom’s wife is on vacation again Letter — Was Jess seek yesterday? Letter — Trick-or-treating with my niece — they were giving beer and shots Letter — Had a snack distributor in my neighborhood No eating candy while trick-or-treating Jess discovered Kandy Korn coffee Letter — Less than 3% of Americans had a color TV Letter — Johnny Quest theme is the best 7:00 Letter — My fondest memory of your show — song “The Astronaut” Letter — Lady passed out popcorn balls on Halloween Letter — Boots Randolph played sax on “Return to Sender” “Return to Tender” — Godwin Letter from Lou Beloo Letter — In 1985 at an outdoor Beach Boys concert — my girlfriend left the show with Mike Jess was a good wingman for comics back in the day Letter — Went fishing, two guys were drunk — got a lure stuck in his head Sports Pizza Butter — Jess Taco Bell has lots of fiber in their food Ed Septic — “Breakin’ Hearts, Cutting Farts” — New Words 8:00 MISSED: 7:48–8:04 In studio — Henry Phillips Got golf underwear — back says “19th hole” — Henry Hopeful SWR — biggest cookout in South Africa SWR — ran a half marathon on stilts Jazz Fest near my house — Tom My dad was well liked — I don’t know what that’s like — Henry Mind Games — Henry Phillips Fewer than half of single people don’t believe they will find the one Gen Zers have a lot less sex My porn days were good when I lived at home — Josh Today in History Jess Snaps! 9:00 Taste Pizza Butter — it’s good! Thin crust pizza is immoral — Tom His coffee shop story — Henry — hilarious! Failed to mention news — Jeff Spooky ranch dressing — it’s black, tastes like ranch Cat Man rescues cats Hit in the head by a brick — Henry Phillips Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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This podcast is sponsored by Earn Haus.  More information at www.EarnHaus.com/Bobandtom The BOB & TOM Show — September 24, 2026 6:00 6:00 — Butt Crack 6:04 — Kristi out / Oskay in 6:05 — Men only today 6:08 — If I ever get married… — Josh 6:09 — Letter — “Twilight Zone” should be theme for “If I Ever Get Married” 6:22 — I don’t like hair in my pizza — Tom 6:22 — Chick helped his dog — so sweet, he is a good doggy dad 6:25 — Letter — I search out candy corn with brown strip 6:28 — $73 million of candy corn sold across the world — Jeff 6:35 — “Jetsons” theme / copyright 6:47 — Letter — personalized license plate 6:48 — Letter — was fishing, got a fishing lure stuck inside of my neck 6:51 — Josh got a $60 fishing lure 6:52 — Hillbilly caught an alligator — guy tried to get his lure — Tom 7:00 7:03 — Letter — guy handed out mini bread loaves 7:07 — On Halloween, friend threw a firework in kids' bag 7:09 — My house was “kotexed” — pads stuck to his house on Halloween — Jeff 7:26 — Letter — I have a spaniel 7:30 — Letter — Tom, how can you be so clueless about drive-ins? Borders on child abuse 7:33 — Letter — on Lake Tahoe, green portable toilet — dog ripped off the door 7:35 — Saw a portable toilet steam — Josh 7:47 — Seats-up day in the restrooms at the station 7:47 — Sports 7:52 — Letter — saw “Star Wars” in a drive-in, sat in the way back in a station wagon 7:56 — Titty Hill — town in England — Chick 8:00 8:04 — Tops has Abe Lincoln signature on cards 8:10 — More Sports 8:21 — Solving Rubik’s cubes in 4 seconds — 6-year-old girl in China 8:26 — The Knob, Minge Lane, Sandy Balls, Cock-a-Dippy, Fanny Avenue — cities in England 8:30 — Bringing iced coffee to a job interview is a no-no — Jeff 8:32 — Josh brought gravy and mashed potatoes to his interview with me — Tom 8:37 — I can make fart noises with my butt — Josh 8:48 — Today in History 9:00 9:03 — Zoom — Al Jackson 9:09 — Text of circus tent — “You’re horny” — Al 9:11 — Text of four hands waving — Al 9:20 — Shoe In of the Week with Corey Hedges 9:28 — National Punctuation Day — Jeff 9:32 — Kid spent $18,000 on internet ads 9:46 — His city bus story — Jeff 9:49 — Halloween party — Pat Godwin 9:50 — Boy kibble for fitness guys Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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This podcast is sponsored by Earn Haus.  More information at www.EarnHaus.com/Bobandtom The BOB & TOM Show September 23, 2026 6:00 AM 6:00 — UPMS 6:04 — Nipple talk 6:09 — Dogs in Politics Day 6:13 — NFL injuries 6:28 — Letter — Interesting pets — saw a goat’s head in a car window — pet? 6:29 — Letter — Carnaby Street in connections 6:32 — Letter — Bought a skeleton bigger than my house 6:33 — Ronnie James Dio — “Rainbow in the Dark” / copyright 6:36 — Garbage truck / guys talk 6:37 — Letter — I drive a garbage truck — someone dumped a mannequin — got shot — can you keep bullet? 6:50 — I may have a ghost — Kristi — dancing shoes fell off a shelf 6:53 — Letter — I used to drive Michael Murphy’s tour bus — dislikes “Wild Fire” song 6:57 — Pat on TV was Pat Goodman 7:00 AM 7:07 — Letter — Says “Have a stony day” 7:07 — Letter — Request for Pat — imitation of Drew Hastings 7:08 — Letter — Robo toilets — reminded me of Josh in New Orleans — bathroom door opened 7:11 — Robo toilets will have warning buzzer when 10 minutes are up 7:13 — Waits for people to leave public restroom before coming out of stall — Josh 7:23 — Sports 7:24 — SWR — Veneteri kicked a field goal — highest kick ever done 7:26 — National Dogs in Politics Day — Tom stepped on Chicks Sports 7:28 — Trump has no dogs in White House 7:29 — George Washington’s dogs’ names — Kristi 7:32 — SWR — Largest pot of baked beans — in Turkey 7:35 — White House press secretary should have only dogs on National Dogs in Politics Day 7:46 — I’m not a regular prune eater — Josh 7:47 — Woman had cocaine concealed in her body 7:48 — Cocaine in the body — Pat 8:00 AM 8:05 — Tom’s bucket of prunes is disgusting — Josh 8:07 — Fig pizza — I would Frisbee that into parking lot — Josh 8:14 — Fat people losing jobs when they are not fat anymore? — Josh 8:24 — Food Divorce — Let’s Not Eat 8:27 — Did not know I had a toaster — Tom 8:28 — KFC has cereal now — looks like Cheerios 8:35 — McDonald’s Monopoly is back 8:45 — Today in History 9:00 AM 9:07 — I am Irish — Pat 9:08 — Kids don’t experience these fall things anymore 9:21 — In Studio — Jessica Alsman 9:23 — Zoom — Alli Breen — in New York 9:23 — Letter — I have a longtime girlfriend — dating Bumble girl — cheating on girlfriend 9:25 — Letter — Been dating a girl who is writing letters to Scott Peterson in prison 9:28 — Letter — Boyfriend broke up with me — five years later he wants me back 9:31 — Letter — Caught my girlfriend sending flirty text 9:33 — Letter — Only females can touch my boyfriend, according to him 9:36 — Letter — Dating girl from high school — she was wild then 9:48 — Micro-cheating — Kristi 9:51 — Gen-Z sexual habits — Men Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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This podcast is sponsored by Earn Haus.  More information at www.EarnHaus.com/Bobandtom The BOB & TOM Show September 22, 2026 6:00 — Equinox 6:03 — Today is Equinox Day 6:06 — Huge coyote ran across my driveway — Tom 6:20 — Pat’s new poster — 400 words on it — Tom 6:24 — Found a bong — “Bang the Gong” — T. Rex 6:25 — Letter — Pic of penny-farthing rider — facial hair 6:29 — Our trash dumpster is like a drive-up window 6:29 — Letter — You can come and ride our Zamboni 6:32 — Letter — Brother building ice rink on the Mississippi River? 6:34 — New Zamboni costs $200,000 6:46 — Tom asked me a question then put his headphones on — Chick — off air 6:49 — Letter — Can get a clothes ringer online, Tom 6:41 — Letter — I have tarantulas 6:53 — Had 2 tarantulas growing up — Josh 6:54 — “Come Dancing” — The Kinks — copyright 7:05 — In Studio — Jeff 7:05 — “Tom, you can’t shovel your driveway” — Kristi — He does anyway 7:08 — Letter — Since your house is haunted, build a brand-new house, Tom 7:11 — Tom’s blood is RH negative — he’s an alien 7:12 — Letter — Do you have your picture on kids’ goodie bags, Tom? 7:14 — Pat’s pic on poster looks nothing like Pat 7:26 — Sports 7:30 — Man Fights Robot 7:36 — Fastest time to flip plastic cups — David Rush 7:50 — New album title is in dispute — Tom will decide 7:52 — Robo toilets — only 10 minutes to do your business or door opens — in New York 8:04 — Zoom — Costaki — all pro lines 8:05 — Sports — Costaki 8:24 — Dating apps are good for threesomes — Kristi 8:26 — IKEA has cuck chairs — Tom 8:27 — Shopping bag trick — put books in bag — put on penis to stretch it 8:31 — Woman gave birth in KFC parking lot 8:33 — Pat’s song about wang 8:44 — Today in History 8:46 — Tom mentions Breck shampoo 8:52 — Most popular cat names 9:10 — Gardening can help with depression and anxiety 9:13 — Does not handle new puppy — Tom 9:26 — Boogie Party on the Space Station 9:31 — No boogie session with ISIS — Jeff 9:32 — “I step into my bra” — Kristi 9:33 — “I will help women get into their bras” — Jeff 9:34 — Sleeping beauty porn movie? 9:45 — Boobarella? — Tom 9:46 — Kids toy pumpkin “Jabberin’ Jack” pumpkin — offensive? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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This podcast is sponsored by Earn Haus.  More information at www.EarnHaus.com/Bobandtom The BOB & TOM Show — September 21, 2026 6:00 6:00 — She’s talking again — Henry Phillips 6:05 — Saw the Eagles at the Sphere in Vegas — great show — Chick 6:08 — Went to Disney World — did all the parks in one day — Kristi 6:23 — Tom thinks his house is haunted due to the laundry 6:27 — Pots and pans can’t go in the dishwasher — Tom 6:31 — Letter — Saw Greg Warren — he’s great 6:35 — Gambled away $37,000 — Chick 6:48 — Letter — Can put a penny-farthing on a bike rack on a car 6:53 — Letter — “Us and Them” sexiest sax song 7:00 7:05 — Sports 7:06 — Letter — Yelled “calm down” to my girlfriend 7:10 — Bo-dangy — What does it mean? 7:11 — “Winchester Cathedral” / copyright 7:13 — Loved Freddy and the Dreamers as a kid — Tom 7:24 — Letter — My wife worked as a stripper through college — is now a lawyer 7:27 — Letter — Dryer moisture sheets mess up dryer heating correctly 7:30 — Young adults using Speed Queen washers and dryers — no fancy stuff — Kristi 7:33 — More Sports 7:35 — Some people named Butt — last name 7:38 — Chick, how long have you used Ben-Gay? — Josh 7:46 — Letter — Work at ice rink — give lessons on how to drive a Zamboni 7:50 — Letter — Kid says, “Where is the snack door?” 7:51 — My snack door is my back door — Josh 7:53 — I like poutine song — Pat 8:00 8:04 — Fat Bear Week in Alaska 8:06 — SWR — Largest collection of salt and pepper packets 8:09 — Tom’s equal rights campaign 8:10 — Has plastic forks, knives and spoons — Tom 8:22 — Joey Chestnut — Do an eating candy competition? 8:24 — SWR — Five generations born on the same day 8:28 — Top three injuries to male anatomy — Kristi 8:32 — Man keeping — Women keep up their man’s social life 8:48 — Today in History 9:00 9:04 — Naming your manhood 9:07 — Juicy meat muscle — Tom’s wiener name 9:11 — Toys are opening 120 stand-alone stores 9:22 — Found T. rex prints 9:27 — “Google It” — Josh 9:27 — Found a bong — “Bang the Gong” / copyright 9:31 — Gertrude had the night off at the dress barn — Tom 9:50 — $700K massage bust 9:52 — Woman rescued from 8-foot hole on her birthday Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices