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Two Burglars Are Scared Off By a Guy's Sex Doll

There's a 42-year-old cartoonist in West Sussex, England named Derrick Thompson.  He's single, and last year, he bought himself a SEX DOLL on eBay.  She's six feet tall, she's blonde, and he calls her Shela Louise.

And now . . . she fights crime too.

Derrick sells his art out of a little store, and earlier this month, he left Shela sitting on a couch in the store.

That night, two people BROKE in.  But apparently, they didn't steal much . . . because according to a police spokesman, they saw the doll, thought it was a real person, and, quote, "she must have freaked them out and they sped up the theft."

 The cops are trying to track them down. 


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