We promise Pat Godwin $250 if he shaves his mustache pencil-thin. He seriously considers it. Josh Arnold is taking ANOTHER vacation and we celebrate it with a special gift. Tom explains how filthy Josh is. Willie Griswold has an emergency so Tom dispatched a team. Costaki stops by with some football Quick Snaps. We warn Josh about noodlin. Donnie Baker considers Locks of Love. Willie gives Josh an assignment and he is given a C by Tom.