Clarence Stoll was caught red-handed last week after he allegedly popped open a Budweiser and logged onto a porn site in a Cleveland, Ohio-area library.
The 40-year-old Sandusky, Ohio, resident was cited by cops around 7 p.m. Tuesday, according to WOIO news, which said Stoll was watching a smut flick on a public computer, where he was surrounded by beer cans. Some of those beers were empty and others were not.
He was cited with a misdemeanor for being in possession of an empty alcohol container. Stoll initially gave police his brother Tim’s name, then confessed his real identity after an arresting officer recognized him,ABC reported. He told cops he didn’t want to see his own name in the paper under the circumstances.
The Bud man was banned from the West Adams Street Branch of the Ohio library for two months and will be charged with trespassing if he returns earlier. Police reportedly tried getting Stoll, who said he’s homeless, into a Volunteers of America facility. He’d previously been banned from those premises, ABC said.