On Tuesday night, officers in Portland, Oregon stopped a man and a woman in their 30s driving a stolen car and they searched the vehicle. They found cash, a loaded revolver, scales and drugs, including more than 10 grams of fentanyl and meth. The drugs were easy to spot, because they were inside a bag that said, "Definitely Not a Bag Full of Drugs." GENIUS!
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